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solitaire

solitaire

CLASSIFIED(3R) — DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE
 
From: Research Section
 
To: 2nd Bureau, Directorate for Sensitive Persons and Small Things
 
cc: Calypso
 
Sir,
 
Please find the information you requested enclosed herewith. Complementary documents, including surveillance video, photographs, and verbatim transcriptions of telephone intercepts are available in annex but must be requested separately, per admin. reg. 3-a.7.84, and require 4R clearance for release.
 
Respectfully,
 
J. K.
 


 
Case File: #25384967-34
 
Code Name: SOLITAIRE
 
Full Name: Charlotte Clementine MINKOWSKI
 
DOB: 07/02/1993
 
Gender: F
 
Nationality: Muddled
 
Civil Status: Single
 
Religious Affiliation: Vague
 
Occupation: N/A
 
Metempsychic Progress: VOS

 


 

Sometimes, I like to pretend that some vast intelligence service is compiling a secret dossier about me, for ambiguous, impenetrable, perhaps even unspeakable bureaucratic reasons.

I seldom leave my attic these days, except to go pretend to work at the gallery, or to borrow books at the library, or to buy groceries, or to practice swing dancing, or to learn “telepathy,” or watercolor painting, or qigong, or whatever—depending on the quirky evening class I happen to be taking at the moment to remind myself I’m alive. So I’m not sure what, if anything, could possibly be included in such a file. Maybe after a couple of days of surveillance, they would just get bored and drop the whole thing.

But maybe they wouldn’t. Maybe they would see something in me that I don’t.

Anyway, I hope they include pictures: I’ve never thought of myself as “beautiful,” but—on good days at least—I’m surprisingly photogenic.

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